Amber+Altomare+Poetry

“ I do not like the poem.. I like the story” – Aisha Patterson

Ode to Megan Fox:  Oh Megan Fox, How your hair glistens. Oh Megan Fox, Seeing you in transformers made my heart go boom. Megan, Oh Megan, I love you like a dollar bill loves an atm machine. If I got a penny for every time you made my heart thump, I’d be a trillionare. If only I could meet you, That would make my life. Just to see you, Feel you, Caress your body. <span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Cambria; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Cambria;">Oh Megan, <span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Cambria; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Cambria;">We will see each other one day. <span style="mso-ascii-font-family: Cambria; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Cambria;"> <span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Cambria; mso-bidi-font-family: Arial; mso-bidi-font-size: 16.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Cambria;">Sonnet <span style="font-size: 14.0pt; mso-ascii-font-family: Cambria; mso-bidi-font-size: 12.0pt; mso-hansi-font-family: Cambria;">

Jack Prelutsky

it went and tickled rover and terrified the cat it sliced apart my necktie and rudely crushed my hat it smeared my head with honey and filled the tub with rocks and when i yelled in anger it stole my shoes and socks that's just the way it happened it happened all today before it bowed politely and softly went away As soon as Fred gets out of bed, his underwear goes on his head. His mother laughs, "Don't put it there, a head's no place for underwear!" But near his ears, above his brains, is where Fred's underwear remains. At night when Fred goes back to bed, he deftly plucks it off his head. His mother switches off the light and softly croons, "Good night! Good night!" And then, for reasons no one knows, Fred's underwear goes on his toes.
 * The visitor **
 * As soon as Fred gets out of bed **